Friday, July 25, 2008

Christmas Spirit

If you die and go to hell you are sent straight to a mall to serve the public during the Christmas holiday season.  Any feelings of goodwill and faith can be shattered in just a few minutes of working in the midst of all of the "Christmas Spirit."  I witnessed mother and daughter scream fests, horrible displays of too large women wearing too small clothes, harassment and theft.  It was not pretty.  

This time of my life was a short two months managing the Lane's Christmas kiosk.  It was so bad the day after Christmas I fled all the way out to Colorado.  I call this time simply "The Kiosk."  

3 comments:

Amy said...

My hell is actually a band competition in south GA in the rain. :)

Kitty Kat said...

Erin, you are so funny! I love your sense of humor and your delivery. I work with your sister, by the way. I went and raved to her about your blog, and she urged me to comment to you, so I am. You have a talent with words!

Anonymous said...

I am glad I got to share the Kiosk time with you!! I can no longer even smell cinnamon roasted pecans without getting all stressed out. I agree it was terrible!